do you wanna look like this skeleton
or THIS skeleton?
drink a milk kids
I think that’s a tumor
Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.
if magic isn’t real then how do you explain
It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate
no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand
Too high for this shit
Not even high and this shit is bananas
« Friendzone. Has a woman ever done anything worse to you than put you on a friendzone? » — Daniel Radcliffe at The F Word red carpet in Toronto. (x)
i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like
well this is fucking stupid
is this a reaction or an example
if u wanna hear the most Florida thing ever just know that in 3rd grade i placed third in the Tropicana Orange Juice speech contest by writing about how we need to Love and Respect alligators