if u wanna hear the most Florida thing ever just know that in 3rd grade i placed third in the Tropicana Orange Juice speech contest by writing about how we need to Love and Respect alligators
Lorde is 17 and just won 2 Grammys I’m 21 and I spilled yogurt on my chest this morning
Her reaction is just too precious.
She goes from fearsome warrior to kawaii schoolgirl in 0.1 seconds it’s so cute
That’s so metal
The Fault In Our Sombreros.
Nacho average love story.
it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions
So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
can we all take a moment to appreciate this man for having seven fingers total and getting a job as a driving teacher
you rock man
Forever reblogging this.
And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.